Jeff Bezos

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The Mxn in Charge
!! SERIAL MURDERER !! /hj
He/She/They/It/Xe/Xir
$ CEO of Amazon $

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Hey there! I'm Jeff Bezos, but you already know that. I'm the CEO of Amazon, which brings in a lotta cash, but sometimes it's hard because I don't feel free to express myself (I have to keep up the company image). Fortunately, in safe spaces like these I can be my true self!

Sometimes I pretend that I am Jeff the Killer (since we share a name). I have a lot of pscyhological disorders, so it's often a struggle to control myself, but I assure you that I am very friendly!

GENDER COUNT: 187
Disorders: ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder), ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder), Persistant Tic Disorder, MDD (Major Depressive Disorder), BPD (Borderline Personality Disorder), Insomnia


Fav Sysmates: William (My Serial Killer buddy!! <3) and Stockton (he thinks he's as cool as me, but he's not LOL)
Least Fav Sysmate: Soviet Union (GTFO COMMIE!!!)


‿︵‿︵‿୨୧ I OWN YOU ୨୧‿︵‿︵‿